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Stag Homme: Morpheus

I'm a blogging machine today! Get ready!

First up...

Cover art by the very talented Nicolas Brunet. Click Image to view trailer.

Stag Homme has a brilliant new film up. I was going to do some sort of review, but every time I started to write about it, my brain short circuited. Staghomme.com is evolving into THE definitive powerhouse porn site. I'm constantly waiting every week with baited breath to see what will happen next. When my prony friends ask me what site I am currently watching, without missing a beat, the answer is always Stag Homme followed by a knowing wink and nod. No shame in the game.

Morpheus is magnificent, completely original in style and concept. Morpheus is the Greek god of dreams, who, as the opening narration states, lives in a cave and lies on an ebony bed, surrounded by poppy flowers. Get it. Good. The opening credits of glorious ancient artwork and music pull me right into Morpheus's arms. I was left weak and wanting from the heavy percussion and vibrant strings completed by a solo mezzo soprano voice. It's Claudio Monteverdi modernized. Gorgeous!

Morpheus doesn't feature Damien and so and so, or Francesco with so and so. It's Damien and Francesco together. Yes, they have incredible chemistry and affection for each other, and what they have chosen to show of their romance in chats and Stag TV is complex and multidimensional. But it was their unconventional, raw sexual energy that held me sway during the film. Now,Voyeur!

Morpheus is a film in two acts, which i felt at times were a little uneven. I preferred second act; I thought the performances were stronger and the intensity consistent throughout. Having said that, I've watched the first act more times than I will openly admit. The montage at the end of act one was a dizzying assault on the senses, culminating in a beautifully lit hands free nocturnal emission.

For me the thrust of Mopheus resides in act two. It's ridiculously good!

Act two is fantastic. Damien runs through the locker room into the showers. Francesco gives chase. Slapping, spitting and punching ensues. It's right up my alley. There is no pretense here. The fucking is intense and hot. Nothing says I love you more than your man wiping his spooge off your face with his fingers before shoving them down your throat and ordering you to swallow. May I fucking swish before I swallow, baby.. Humiliation and suffering are major kinks of mine.

The moment between ejaculating and pissing was barely enough time for my brain to process all that slapping. My reaction to what happens next surprised the hell outta me.

Open up and say ah! Damien morphs into a human urinal and it overfloweth. I can't explain it any other way. On one hand it's repulsive. It should squick me out, inspiring a rant of how nasty it is, but then .... shit it shouldn't be hot. It really shouldn't be. Shouldn't, couldn't, wouldn't, but is. That's some freek-a-leek shit right. there.

Apparently being a human urinal just wasn't enough, I was done after Boo's solo. All bets were off the moment he started choking and stroking. I'm barely contained when Damien starts his cacophony of porn noises on a good day, but Christ almighty where the hell did that groan come from while he was cumming his fucking face off. It was other worldly. Son of a bitch! That.. that just did it for me. I am surprised Damien hasn't choked the hell outta himself earlier on the site. It's not like I didn't know he rode the short bus of special kinks. LOL

Pissing and choking. Either you get it or not, but at least be real about it. I'm not one of those people to quickly dismiss something cos I don't get it or I'm not into it. Nor am I one to pretend to go along with the flow just cos, you feel me? I got no respect for that. While watching Morpheus, I drew an absolute line in the sand between things I'd just fantasize about and shit I'd actually do. My perverted bitch ass ain't ever gonna be drunk or stoned enough to let anyone piss on me let alone in my mouth or choke me, but hell I will most definitely sit back and watch it play out in fantasy or the written word. Cheer even! This shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone since I already openly declared I'm water sports lite in real life.

Bottom Line. I knew it was a matter of time before Damien and Francesco filmed something that would squick me out. It is no easy task, getting my flesh to crawl and grossing me out. Did they do it? Yeah. I'd say so. That's an accomplishment and like true junkie, I want them to do it again. The rush was very good for me. *g*

Below are some images I once again shamelessly ganked from the guys! Bless 'em for providing the stills that I don't have to make at the moment. I saw these before I saw the film or my first cup of coffee. Yeah, I was not right until I saw it at 2am the next morning. *sigh*

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( 13 people have turned me on — Talk Dirty To Me )
Jan. 25th, 2009 09:47 pm (UTC)
This is on point!! Seriously, these guys just keep getting better. The fact that they did this particular feature together rocked!!! The kinks just turned me inside out. Fo sho!!
Pissing, I'm with you, lite please...it's fine....in the shower. LOL But the choking, choking is my *thing*. I'm not going into personal detail as to refrain from grossing you out but....yeah.
I'm glad you finally got to post this! I was waiting anxiously knowing that you are mega busy right now. *wink*
luv ya,
Jan. 26th, 2009 07:40 am (UTC)
LOL!! I know how you like choking. *wink*

Is Morpheus your favorite now?
Jan. 26th, 2009 08:32 am (UTC)
You know me too well dear. LOL
Morpheus is neck and neck with Stockholm Syndrome but I think it may have edged SS out with the choking. Ugh..I love it.
Jan. 26th, 2009 10:06 am (UTC)
LOL! All it takes is a little choking, eh? For me it's beatings, or waving a gun around at someone.

I know I mainly focused on Damien here, only cos Francesco causes me to fall out once he starts demanding things...

I'm an aural!Francesco whore. Believe that.
Jan. 25th, 2009 09:49 pm (UTC)
Such a great review,Tam!
I agree,that`s F & D`s power.They could let you wish try something you are usually not into.Pissing in my case.

Jan. 26th, 2009 07:44 am (UTC)
Right, Toni. F & D have brought out kinks I had buried cos I felt they were to nasty for polite company. LOL!

I have missed you my merry pornster. I have to totally catch up on your blog. Slow down! LOL

love you baby!
Jan. 26th, 2009 03:45 am (UTC)
Hot and Artsy
Your review is fantastic. Francesco and Damien are definitely expanding the porn horizon.

I am also water sports lite. I will watch it or read it, but I will never let anyone do it to me.

I love the way you promote others with your blog. Talk about interesting discoveries. I told Kristie as well. You ladies do a fantastic job.

Jan. 26th, 2009 07:59 am (UTC)
Re: Hot and Artsy
Thank you, Mel! As a fellow writer, your comments mean the world to me. :)

I believe in raising your friends up by celebrating their talents. It's win/win.

Did you catch the shout out to Dean!

Jan. 26th, 2009 10:05 pm (UTC)
Love the review, Tamara!

Jan. 27th, 2009 07:23 am (UTC)
thank you!

Jan. 27th, 2009 10:48 am (UTC)
superb review, as usual. I still agree with you Tam. I have a question though. Are you talking about this site to your friends? And do you have a boyfriend? Is not jealous?

Jan. 27th, 2009 08:38 pm (UTC)
Re: smeTee
aww Smeets, thank you for reading!

Dec. 12th, 2009 02:59 pm (UTC)
Happy Birthday!
( 13 people have turned me on — Talk Dirty To Me )