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Stag Homme: Cachondo

Thank you Kris for letting me know this joint was up. Me love you long time!

I just finished watching Cachondo, the sneaky surprise offering from Stag Homme this week. This post is going to make no sense at all. I'm going to try to keep my inner fangurl from exploding on the scene. Quite honestly I've just lost it. Lost. It. F-list, ya'll might just wanna jump to the cut tag and check out the heavy pic spam of screen cappy goodness. There were so many pretteh moments to cap for icons, it was hard not to go overboard. *g*

Let's do this!

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In Cachondo we find a buffed, naked Francecso watching straight porn. He decides to order a pizza with full intention of showing off his wares to whomever is at his door. Fran's done this before. He knows Pizza Hut delivery boys are particularly delectable. Enter Aitor Crash. He is hot sex. He makes the delivery and earns a nice tip in the end.

The entire time I'm watching the opening of Cachondo, I'm thinking damn this feels like a regular TV show. There's a teaser and slick opening credits. As with Morpheus, Team Stag Homme continues to envelop steamy sexual encounters within rich story lines. Stag Homme raises the bar on porn then kicks it into the stratosphere with Cachondo. There's nothing else like it.

Aitor Crash. He is incredible! Out of all the models Stag Homme uses, Aitor is one of my favorites. He's raw; he's primal. And when he talks, all hormonal hell breaks loose. I am seduced by his voice. It's smooth like good whiskey, sluicing over all the right spots....Aitor can speak in piglatin it'd be the most erotic dirty talk ever. Ever. I couldn't tell you most of what he said in Cachondo, but I didn't ever want him to stop speaking. Here bitch, bend your boy over the table and do 'em while reading the phone book. Start with the A's. Can I get an AMEN!

I won't mention Aitor's dog bark. That is totally hot, and the bite sweeter. It should be required that Aitor make grunty, animialistic noises in every scene he does. arf arf mutha fucka. arf arf.

Can Aitor fuck or can he FUCK! Aitor musta hit Fran's magic button or something. Fran is all over the place and howling Dio, Dio, Dio. Go on and testify! D'Macho aural for the win.

Check it, I could really go on and on about this one but it'd just be an incoherent blubbering barking mess! Shit go look at the goodies, then go watch the scene. Oggle, love and pet this one. It's so fucktastically good.


( 20 people have turned me on — Talk Dirty To Me )
Feb. 6th, 2009 09:56 pm (UTC)
I am tellin'!!!
Feb. 6th, 2009 10:14 pm (UTC)
Go ahead! Dare you!
Feb. 6th, 2009 10:28 pm (UTC)
you're making me download so much goodness!!!
Feb. 7th, 2009 09:22 pm (UTC)
hee! The goodness rules!
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Feb. 7th, 2009 09:24 pm (UTC)
oh me too! I totally want to run my hands all over Francesco's chest. *g*
Feb. 7th, 2009 05:01 am (UTC)
Last night when I found this was up I was going to mass email all the Stag Homme buddies about this being up, but I was so pooped after writing the review I never got around to it. Glad you got notified.

Love the review, and I love the fact that you screencapped my favorite bits: Francesco's cock hanging down and Aitor's hands all over Francesco's chest---God I love it when he stays hairy!

Feb. 7th, 2009 09:34 pm (UTC)
I think we should protest if either of them consider removing the furr, and Fran should totally *keep* the facial hair...rawr.
Feb. 7th, 2009 10:52 am (UTC)
Great review,Tam and great caps as always!!
Loved this episode too.

Feb. 7th, 2009 09:40 pm (UTC)
Thanks Toni! xoxo
Feb. 7th, 2009 06:17 pm (UTC)
Okay, all I can say about this fucktastic video is ARF ARF, what is our new spin cycle Tam? Give it to me.
Francesco and Aitor together are explosive. Aitor pulls out the fuckin' stops and Francesco responds flawlesssly!! Hot motha fuckas!!
Feb. 7th, 2009 09:50 pm (UTC)
Yes gurl... you know. I'm still not quite past Francesco hollarin. The whole sit, spit spank, fuck maneuver was too much. Hoh-haw!

Aitor is such a hot fucker. God damn...that whole bit on the table..sheeeetttttt. *pants*
Feb. 7th, 2009 10:51 pm (UTC)
I have that manuever on continues repeat in my fuckin' brain, seriously. Francesco the Noisy is more than I can bear.
Feb. 7th, 2009 08:18 pm (UTC)
I've got yet another film to add to my long list of must sees. I think just about all them star D&F. These screen caps are smokin', I especially like the freeze of the reverse cowboy cum shot. Francesco and Aitor are volcanic together.

Feb. 7th, 2009 10:00 pm (UTC)
Re: WOW!!!
I think volcanic and I instantly go Krakatoa, the eruption heard around the world. It was so big, little remained of the island afterward.

Cachondo is my own personal Krakatoa, I'm blown away. I got nothing left.
Feb. 7th, 2009 10:46 pm (UTC)
Oh babe,I`m so with you.We should definitely protest if they decide ever again to remove those precious hairs off their bods and faces!!!!!
Feb. 8th, 2009 08:17 pm (UTC)
Right! Me like the furry cubs but I'll take them any way I can get them. :D
Feb. 7th, 2009 11:02 pm (UTC)
The last comment was mine,Tam.

Feb. 8th, 2009 04:38 pm (UTC)
I'm diggin the new hairier Francesco and I love the view looking down his cleavage to his cock! Look at his kinky bush and his strong hand on his cock! I love it! Okay, I feel faint. Gonna swoon now. Sigh.
Feb. 8th, 2009 08:22 pm (UTC)
Gurl, I know. I know. Please do not fall out! *grabs smelling salts*
I wonder if he'd let me touch his chest in order to appreciate how perfect and soft it is. I'd totally dieh on the spot, but it's a good way to go out. *g*
Feb. 8th, 2009 08:24 pm (UTC)
oh and you must go to that show! If I can't touch his chest you have to! Just have to!!! Make sure you caress his back too. I expect a FULL tactile report. :)
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