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Stag Homme: Cachondo

Thank you Kris for letting me know this joint was up. Me love you long time!

I just finished watching Cachondo, the sneaky surprise offering from Stag Homme this week. This post is going to make no sense at all. I'm going to try to keep my inner fangurl from exploding on the scene. Quite honestly I've just lost it. Lost. It. F-list, ya'll might just wanna jump to the cut tag and check out the heavy pic spam of screen cappy goodness. There were so many pretteh moments to cap for icons, it was hard not to go overboard. *g*

Let's do this!

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In Cachondo we find a buffed, naked Francecso watching straight porn. He decides to order a pizza with full intention of showing off his wares to whomever is at his door. Fran's done this before. He knows Pizza Hut delivery boys are particularly delectable. Enter Aitor Crash. He is hot sex. He makes the delivery and earns a nice tip in the end.

The entire time I'm watching the opening of Cachondo, I'm thinking damn this feels like a regular TV show. There's a teaser and slick opening credits. As with Morpheus, Team Stag Homme continues to envelop steamy sexual encounters within rich story lines. Stag Homme raises the bar on porn then kicks it into the stratosphere with Cachondo. There's nothing else like it.

Aitor Crash. He is incredible! Out of all the models Stag Homme uses, Aitor is one of my favorites. He's raw; he's primal. And when he talks, all hormonal hell breaks loose. I am seduced by his voice. It's smooth like good whiskey, sluicing over all the right spots....Aitor can speak in piglatin it'd be the most erotic dirty talk ever. Ever. I couldn't tell you most of what he said in Cachondo, but I didn't ever want him to stop speaking. Here bitch, bend your boy over the table and do 'em while reading the phone book. Start with the A's. Can I get an AMEN!

I won't mention Aitor's dog bark. That is totally hot, and the bite sweeter. It should be required that Aitor make grunty, animialistic noises in every scene he does. arf arf mutha fucka. arf arf.

Can Aitor fuck or can he FUCK! Aitor musta hit Fran's magic button or something. Fran is all over the place and howling Dio, Dio, Dio. Go on and testify! D'Macho aural for the win.

Check it, I could really go on and on about this one but it'd just be an incoherent blubbering barking mess! Shit go look at the goodies, then go watch the scene. Oggle, love and pet this one. It's so fucktastically good.


Feb. 7th, 2009 09:50 pm (UTC)
Yes gurl... you know. I'm still not quite past Francesco hollarin. The whole sit, spit spank, fuck maneuver was too much. Hoh-haw!

Aitor is such a hot fucker. God damn...that whole bit on the table..sheeeetttttt. *pants*
Feb. 7th, 2009 10:51 pm (UTC)
I have that manuever on continues repeat in my fuckin' brain, seriously. Francesco the Noisy is more than I can bear.